Werebeer was once a great knight on his planet Beerland, in the town of Heineken. He was fierce, strong, and just. He traveled the lands pub by pub, kicking bad people’s ass and drinking beer. Life was good until one day several dark lord knights, more than 50, from the country of Orangetrumpia, from the capital of Budweiser, ganged up on him to kill him. Werebeer fought bravely and killed dozens of them, but they were too many, and eventually Werebeer tired and was struck, falling to the ground, left for dead. But dead he was not. When they disbanded, a few minutes after, a legendary knight by the name of Velvetthunder came. He saw everything: how Werebeer fought with tooth and nails. He was a knight belonging to a group of (this part is censored because of game rules lol), a group of knights who roam space in adventures and looking to fight troublemakers. He saw that Werebeer was still alive and took him into the spaceship. He asked her leader, (name removed because of game rules again and butthurt people) if anything could be done to save Werebeer, and she said yes, but Werebeer would not be the same anymore.

They took him to the medical room, and he only came out two days after. Because of his critical condition, he had to be turned into a cyborg. His brain and heart were still there, as well as some organs, but much of the rest was turned into machine. They took him in with kindness and companionship, and Werebeer pledged to be Velvetthunder’s squire until his life debt was paid. And so, the story of Werebeer, the Beer Droid in a ship of some kind of fascists, began — and who knows where it will lead in the future, far, far away…